Andrew Cothren Writes Things

• 2013-06-11

  “I’m T. Rex-y for this shirt” is a good way of saying that a shirt you’re trying on is too long in the arms.

• 2013-06-04

  I wish I was a little bit taller

  I wish I was taller

  I wish I were a height that is tall

  I’d be taller

• 2013-04-25

  If I could have dinner with any person living or dead I’d choose a dead person because I hate making small talk while eating.

• 2013-04-07

  breakcorechoirboy:

  So a friend of mine pitched down the sound of a baby crying and

  wut

  Source: breakcorechoirboy

• 2013-03-07

  A Girl’s Toolbox - Tattle Tale

• 2013-02-05

  

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• 2012-11-28

  A Holiday Message

  So on Thanksgiving, I awoke to find this email in my inbox:

  “I am thankful for each of you and for the many ways you make Blanchard’s Coffee Co. great. 

  David”

  It was a bit odd, considering I don’t work at Blanchard’s Coffee Co., and even odder considering it’s a coffee roastery in Richmond, Virginia, a good 300 miles from Brooklyn. My assumption is they have someone on staff there with a name similar to mine, and they misspelled it and I ended up getting the message. 

  Normally, people just ignore these sorts of things. Technology is imperfect, as we all know. What I did, though, was reply-all with horror-themed Thanksgiving emails for the duration of the day. They were as follows:

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• 2012-09-13

  

  U RIGHT BEY WE NEED TO STOP TEXTING EACH OTHER SO MUCH AND FIND OTHER FORMS OF COMMUNICATION THIS IS A GOOD START

• 2012-09-11

  FALL 2012

  Summer is over. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. I know, I know, you didn’t go to the beach as much as you wanted to, and there was that weekend where you got that really bad sunburn, but it was fun, wasn’t it? Lots of good memories. But it’s Fall now. Not officially, but as far as I’m concerned. And it’s a better season, really. No heat waves, plenty of sweatshirts, and, most importantly, new music. Get it while it’s hot.

  Moonjock - Animal Collective

  Offspring Are Blank - Dirty Projectors

  Who - David Byrne and St. Vincent

  Drift Drive - The Antlers

  Caught Me Thinkin - Bahamas

  New York - Angel Haze

  I Know What Love Isn’t - Jens Lekman

  I Wanna Die Young - Great Bloomers

  Para - Calexico

  Fisticuffs and Affidavits - Parlovr

  Amy (AKA Spent Gladiator 1) - The Mountain Goats

  Heavy Is As Heavy Does - Menomena

  I’m Not Talking - A.C. Newman

  Jesus, Etc. (Wilco Cover) - Bill Fay

  Forrest Gump - Frank Ocean

  Hollywood Forever Cemetery Sings - Father John Misty

  DOWNLOAD: http://www.mediafire.com/?vkbbcznfsevob62

• 2012-08-01

  

• 2012-06-22

  

  Catskills Sunset (Taken with Instagram)